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Humorous Wedding Roast by the Best Man Good day Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Ron and I'm Allen's best guy. Well, I'm the best he could find anyway. But everything considered, I feel that I have done my duty well so far now. I delivered a sober dress into the church on time -- well, he was certainly on time! I supplied the rings on cue, and as I give this address now, I don't think I'm likely to offend or embarrass anyone. But to ensure this last part, I better keep things quite short - and I know Allen's itching for the bar. Allen is a societal type you visit - he likes to have a laugh, a couple of drinks and a dance. And he's especially good at the drinking area, his catchphrase being 'WHOSE ROUND IS IT?' Or 'GET TO THE BAR! '' He would be a great dancer as well if it weren't.